"oh, fuck off, mark. it’s not my job to make you a better man and i don’t give a shit if i’ve made you a better man. it’s not a fucking woman’s job to be consumed and invaded and spat out so that some fucking man can evolve."
"that’s not what i meant…jenny, i made a big, big mistake. but from that i have learned how difficult it is to be a woman."
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading
i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic
i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”
the characters did not go to a waterpark.
After a year I’ve finally completed this collection of Harry Potter books. My mum can’t understand why I want two copies of each book but these editions were just too pretty to refuse. I love the effort than has gone into designing these covers and the little details in them. This is how book covers should look!
wow this is lovely